February 2012
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AND NOW
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
idk why but that video of the kid with the pencils in his hair scared me
like i was halfway through the video before i had to stop and almost started crying
barbieklaus:
fleur-morte:
being emotionally attached to someone you’ve never met
#being emotionally attached to someone who doesn’t exist
kurtana:
THAT VIDEO
WHILE THE GIRL LIES IN THE CAKE
THE BOY ON THE SIDE
JUST EATS THE CAKE
OH MY GOD
Serendipity
accio-wit:
To: Father-in-Law Sent: 9:24 A.M. I love you.
“Shit,” Julian mutters, forking another slice of a pancake into his mouth as irritably as he can. “Logan’s going to kill me.”
Derek arches a brow, stealing another eager glance out of the beach house’s sun-dipped window before replying, “Ask him to be careful about it, if you wouldn’t mind. Blood on the carpet is going to seriously limit...
fuck genderswapping, i hereby demand all cast and...
moonflowerlights:
fwips:
John Watkittens
Sherlockitty Holmes
Meowcroft Holmes
James Pawiarty
Detective Meowstrade
flyingisjustlikefalling:
proverbialsunset started following you
hey bb
how you doin’? ;]
Very well, thank you XD
flyingisjustlikefalling:
Parody of “My Eyes” from...
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
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at the writing retreat
cassandraclare:
Holly: What are you writing?
Me: Will. Will in the rain. He’s wet. Again.
Sarah: That’s what you have to do with British boys. Dunk them like biscuits!
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3.17 spoiler
vriskah:
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put a symbol in my ask. i'll be honest
† Your religious views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
margaytroid:
in west of the internet
born and raised
tumblr.com is where i shipped most of my gays
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dwightsfedora:
livingondaydreams:
lemonscents:
You know, I always wondered about the orientation film. How can they convey the whole “Everything that you think you know is wrong and you’re a demigod. You know like you one of you parents is a Greek god/dess. Yes, they’re alive and well because of this silly little thing called western civilization. Immortal means IMMORTAL BITCH!! Welcome to...
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What video game character are you most like? →
Link
Adventurous and brave, you are idealistic do-gooder but are often misled. You’re awfully quiet and might be left handed. Go easy on the blue potion and get a new sword.
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Is...is Curt Mega really getting hate right now?
postcardfromsomewhere:
The guy who only wants us to follow our dreams?
The guy who has been nothing but respectful of everyone he meets and talks to?
The guy who takes time out of his day to host multiple live streams, just to answer our questions and talk talk to us?
The guy who tweets to no end and replies to us whenever he can?
The guy who genuinely loves us?
The guy who indulges in our...
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prisencolinensinainciusol:
wide, square jaw
droopy eyes
pointed nose
flared nostrils
light eyebrows
always chapped lips
cleft chin
larger upper lip
big teeth
absolutely batshit insane
Expectations:
Reality:
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Watch
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WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
ohlookalamppost:
socialsaltysailors:
starkwords:
THEY TOOK AWAY THE ARMY! PART OF ARMY!DOCTOR!WATSON?
SHE’S A FIRED DOCTOR WHO FALLS IN WITH SHERLOCK?
FUCK YOU, CBS. FUCK YOU.
WHY NOT JUST TAKE THE FUCKING SHERLOCK HOLMES OUT OF SHERLOCK?
They did.
Sherlock is gonna be an ex-rehab patient.
AND.
It’s called Elementary.
THEY TOOK IT ALL MAN.
goldalines:
do they call benedict cumberbatch ben or benny for short or does everyone just call him benedict cumberbatch all the time
even as a small child
“finish your peas, benedict cumberbatch”